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How to date a feminist

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Nothing stops a feminist from love

For this piece, we’re just going to respectively skip digging the history of feminism. Wikipedia has that deeply covered.

However, we will try and chip in some definitions to help anyone still confused about what it is about, because in truth, at this age, feminism is a twisted conflicting concept.

If you look up the definition of ‘Feminism’ in the dictionary, you’ll see these statements:

Feminism is:

  • The advocacy of women’s rights on the basis of the equality of the sexes
  • The theory of the political, economic, and social equality of the sexes
  • The belief that men and women should have equal rights and opportunities
  • The doctrine advocating social, political, and all other rights of women equal to those of men.

Enough of all that, now to our main gist.. Ready guys?

The most important thing to a feminist is not Love but Feminism. 

Okay, you really need to know this before dating a feminist because if you don’t, you are in for a long heart suffering and an eventual eventful break up.

I slay

Yes they love too but what they are interested in first is: do you see them as equals? do you believe the world has been unfair to the female gender?

These are the things first on their minds before any other thing. So now, before you reach out to that feminist – if you can – kill the love inside of you or make it secondary by all means.

Closely followed is the rule book. 

To successfully date a feminist, you need to ditch the relationship mindset and go in with a games mindset. Why? Feminism has a rule book which makes it sort of similar to a game.

The life of a feminist is guided by rules (Dos and donts) but I will strongly advise you pay attention to the donts. Just like a game, go against the rules and you are blown against, suspended or disqualified completely.

We all should be feminists

They orgasm faster to ‘deep’ conversations than they do to sex.

Feminists do have sex. That is not debatable. But satisfaction? They get it faster and better through discussions and conversations about feminism.

However, If you want sex, good sex… just make sure you satisfy her (conversations) first and she will satisfy you.

Tricks, tricks and some more tricks.

As I said earlier, you need to have a game mindset to date or enjoy a relationship with a feminist. Well, games are not void of tricks, so you need a huge bag of tricks when you’re dating a feminist.

Here is a quick one – play dumb on the issue of feminism and put up a great show of desire to learn and know more.

A feminist will love you for this and will readily give you her all. But, your acting must be on point and sustained or else you are doomed for life.

Never interrupt her rants.

You can never ever make any headway with a feminist if you have the habit of interrupting her frequent long speeches or having opposing notions. So brethren, don’t even try.

Was I done talking?!

Do not be nice! I repeat, do not be nice!

You wanna date a feminist, you have to forget about being nice. Do not open the door for her or pick up the bill at an outing.

These simple acts of kindness can be misinterpreted as you being sexist. And believe me, you don’t want that.

Marriage and Children? Don’t talk about those.

Oprah’s never married nor does she have children

These two are very sensitive topics to almost every feminist. They abhor the idea that women’s sole purpose in life is to marry and produce babies for the man.

No matter how you think your thoughts align with that of a feminist on this topic, my advice is to just avoid it. Or else you are most likely gonna get burned on that. It is simply their kill zone.

There, seven key ways to date a FEMINIST. They are no way all but these few will keep you safe.

This post first appeared on STAR.

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